We are home. Surgery took 28 minutes.
I have 3 incisions. One on each side of my belly button and one in my bellybutton.
I can feel my bellybutton constantly, right now, it’s very unusual.
I’m bleeding a little, they said that’s normal. I should expect to feel good in a few days.
They sent the little buggers to pathology just to be certain there’s nothing strange.
Adios, dynamic duo. You’ve served me well. I hope your departure doesn’t turn me into a raging lunatic.
Bring on the hot flashes!